please give me song of abrar-ul-haq bilo dey ghar

HI THIS IS 4 U

I am a punjabi from Patiala
I love Punjab

I love all punjabis

5ab zida baad, I love to have friendship
with punjabis and would like to correspond
in punjabi...oh sorry main english wic shuroo
ho gaya...

SoniO tay Sohnio

lokan nal piyar karo, punjab nal piyar karo,
sik muslim esai sab insaan han, saban nal piyar
karo
eho mera paigham hai

Tuhada

FARAZ

farazg- at - hotmail.com

You prefer Punjab to America yeah?

I love you guys who love punjabi. I am so happy to read this site I miss my punjab. From American -Punjabi girl

Palwaan- i don't know you but I really liked your language knowledge.______Punjabi-American girl

Hgnis-who are you?

Go ask your Mrs to show you what da 69 is, she should know "believe me".

What does 69 mean?

69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69
69 69 69 69 69
69 69

9 months

Santa aur Banta ik Interview vaaste jaande ne te pehla Santa nu andar bulaya,
Q. India da pehla Pradhan Mantri kaun si?
A. Pandit Jawahar Lal Nehru!
Q. Dinosour da janam kaddo hoya?
A. Ji, ehde vaare ta hale kuch keha nahin ja sakda kyo ki Scientist hale khoj karr rahe ne!
Q. India Ajaad kado hoya!
A. Ji, efforts te 1935 to ho rahiya san par ultimately jaake 1947 vich hoya.
* very good***

hon ayi vaari Banta singh di, te Santa singh ohnu parha ke pehj dinda ya.
Q. What is your name?
A. Pandit Jawarhar Lal Nehru!
Q. What is your sex?
A. ji ehde vaare te halle khuch keha nahi ja sakda kyo ki Scientist hale ehdi khoj kar rahe ne!
Q.Tera janam kado hoya?
A. Ji, Bappu te kehnda hunda si ki koshish ta 1935 to chall rehiya ne par ultimately jaake 1947' vich hoya.

Hai hai merih dil dee rani kee haal chaal ya tohadah.

hey guys wassup! i really like this site. but i want more new jokes. so plz put some more jokes. thanks
luv ya all,
dil ki rani

PANJABYO; BILO DA SALAM QABOOL KARO.. IK SHER HAZAR HAY..... AB WAQT NAHEI HAY RONAY KA,, AB WAQT HAY BACHA HONAY KA ,,, US WAQT KEON NAHEIN ROTI THEE ,,, JAB US KA LORA APNI PHUDI MEIN LAY KAR SOTI THEE............. [,,,] DA MATLAB HAY NAWAN MISRA.....

Ik hindu honda hay jadi dhee ik sikh munday nal pyar karde hay, hindu lalay day do bachay honday nein putarda na ••• te dhe da phudi te una de ik bakri we se jeda na tohi se.ik sikh munda kure te aashiq ho janda hay ik din o ghar anda aay ta kure de ma onho kandey ha kay put ganay kha. munday kolon ganay ziada khan nahein honday te ma onho kahndi ha ka put khanda he nahein merte te phudi he ve ve ganay choob jandey ha.munda bara prashan honda hay te sochdaa hay kay bari gando family ha.o pher una de munday da puchda hay tay pata chalda hay kay oo tey bahr gya hay. khair o bahr tur janda hay tayghar day kol hei ohnu kure da pyo labda hay te o kahnda hay put bah kithar ja rahan hain munda ohnu sare gal dasda hay te pyo kahnda hay chal chud to te mere ••• varga hein munda hor haran honda hay khar abay kolon jan chora kay o agay janda hay te ohnu kure da parha labda hay o ohnu sare gal dasda hay te puch da hay kaay o kithey gya hoya se putar agoon kahnda hay kay "BUS YAR O ABA TOHI DAY AYA SE MEIN ZARA PAISAY LAIN GYA SE".

Chak De Phatte Panjabiyo

ik sikh bair de darakht te betha bair kha ria hunde te naale une kacha paaya hunde.ik shakhs naalo langde te vekh ke kehnde:"sardar ji, ki shuggal kar rahe ho?"sardar kehnde:"tun te jarnden. aapan de do hi shauk nein.ik acha kharran te dooja acha paarran"

Punjab is Great!!!
Punjab.net is greater!!!
Bringing Punjab to all of us away from Punjab!!!
Any good souls..(or bad ones from Chandigarh here???)...DAV College or GCG or MCM??
Any Sanawarians here??
Living in California???

Now to read this joke ...you'll have to be a little patient...it goes on forever.....

Agge gal enj haigi hai ki Santa te Banta bahut gareeb nein. Oh kehnde nein ki assi amrika jaa ke kucch karde ne kyoonki sunya eh hai ki Amrika is Land of Opportunities....
Next scene...Santa banta khade nein Statue of Liberty de samne...
Santa: Bantya...hun appan vakhri rahvan pharde nein...taki zindagi daa kucchh kar sakiye...Nal rahke te appan ik duje noo disturb karde rehnge..
Banta: Ju are bery right Banta...par appan milange kiven?
Santa: Bantya...einj karde nein. Ki aapan ik box lai lende nein mail boxes etc. vich. Je tu pehlan successful hoya te chitthi phej deyin je main hoya te main phej daanga.. Check karde rahange..OK?
Banta: Oye Good idea Pappe!!!
(Both go their different ways)
About a year later....Banta at MBE(mail boxes etc.)
Opens box and sees letter from Santa.
"Dear Bantya, As soon as you get this letter...call me at 1-800 ME-Santa."
Banta calls:
Sexy voice answers: "Good Evening...SS enterprises"
Banta: Hellow...Santa Singh nal gal karao ji...
Sexy Voice: May I ask who's calling?
Banta: Hainji??
Sexy: OK Hang on.
Banta: Hainji??
Santa comes on line: "Oye bantya kitthe....Inni der layi toon MBE pahuchan vich....Hun JFK jaa te mera private jet tainu mere Ghar lai ayega..."
Banta goes to JFK and gets picked up by the most beautiful Gulf Stream jet and flown to the Bahamas to Santa's Private island..
They both meet, embrace and the whole punjabi maa di pehan di deal...
Banta: Santa....toon te bada ameer ho gaya yaar...ki kitta??
Santa: Yaar mein ik invention kitti...super hit ho gayi..
Banta: O ki??
Santa: Yaar mein ik cream banayi....Jinnu ••• (•••••) utte la lo te kele da sawad anda hai.. Kudiyan noo bahut pasand aayi...Ik Saal ich Billionaire !!!
Banta: Wah paape...Gud idea...
Chalo te Banta hun thode din Santa de ghar aish karda hai te phir chalda hai apna naseeb labban...

one year later...a beautiful Boeing lands on Santa's private air strip..... A sexy Kudi comes out and drives to Santa's mansion....
gives him a BJ and a letter from Banta: "Pappaji Sat Sri Akaal...Mein jahaaz bhejjya hai...te naal kudi vi...Dona noo lai kar mere ghar aa jao."
So Santa goes... Long flight and then plane lands in Hawaii.
Airport name : "Bantaville"
City Name: Banta Ville"
Apparently ,,,Banta bought the whole damn island!!!
They reach Banta's palace...where beautiful Hula girls welcome Santa...then take him to Banta's chambers...
Paahji Sat Sri Akaal...Belcome to Banta Ville..
Santa: Oye toon ta mere ton vi jyada amir ho gaya....Ki Kitta...
Banta: Paahji tuadha idea te bahut vadia si....mein unnu bas thoda jya improvise kitta..
Santa: oh kiven..
Banta: Paahji mein ik Cream Banayi jedi tussi kele te la ke khao te ••• da savad anda hai!!!!

God bless Punjab,peno te pravo.
This site give me thoughts about punjab.
So cool and nice that we talk and tells jokes in Punjabi.
Allah PUNJAB NO khush rakhe,pave o India da punjab howe ya Pakistan da,we are all punjabis.Remember that brothers and sisters.
I`m a jatt,pottar jatt da kise to ni darda.
Sina tann ke chalo jatto.
Balle balle......KHUSH ROWO.
Long Live Punjab,with tombi,lassi,dhol,saag,rotia,majja,and lot of punjabi things.
Khuda khafiz and bye.

Oooooe Punjabi palwano,ki aal je twada???
Seth o,cholo shukar e.Phalwan ji ne sai keha hei,lassi shassi piwo te sarion de saag naal rotian khaya karo.
Jan banao,peno te prawo,JIVE SADA PUNJAB.
Amen.Balla balla.....phorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Sanjeev

First you have to learn to speakand write in Punjabi BECAUSE THIS IS PUNJABI.NET. if you wanna write in hindi go to Hindustan.net

hello sir,
aapki yeh site dekh kai bhoot acha laga,per aap esmai kuch acchi -2 khania,poems or shamil karai ma.please.
mai ager esmai kuch likhna chahu to kia karna hoga mughay?please tell me,in my mail add.
with Thanks.

hello sir,
aapki yeh site dekh kai bhoot acha laga,per aap esmai kuch acchi -2 khania,poems or shamil karai ma.please.

Oye koi gal nahin mundeyo..
Insaan galtiya da putla hai .. all is good ..
Cheers

JP
Thanks for pointing out the mistake. I was in hurry and did not check spelling. Don't wanna get on another peorson's black list.

Ghseeta Siyon

Sorry for mistake it won't happen again

Hey savraj,

Ghseeta Siyon is going to real upset, you misspelled his name (just kidding:))

Gheesta Syion

Good one

Keep it up

Layo ji ik vaar health department waale ik pind wich jaande ne k lokka nu dassiye shraab kinni buri cheez aa ... lokka nu ikkathe kerke kehnde ne k ajjo ajjo sab nu shraab baare kuch gallan dasiye ..
Oh ikk glass wich daaru pa k aakhde ne k aah ki aa....Ik Wicho boleya, "ji Shraab aa"... Te dooja health da banda ik Keeda phad k sab nu dikhanuda te kehnda, " ahh ki aa",. lok fer kehnde, "ji keeda aa"... Health waala Keede nu chuk ke shraab de glass wich pa dinda te Dhanne Amli nu kehnda, " Oye Dhanneya aah ki hoya". Dhanna Boleya, " Ji keeda mar giya". Health department waala puchda, "Oye kuch sikhiya is to".... Dhana Kehnda ahoo ji sikhiya.. sikhiya eh aa k shraab peene se haamare pate (stomach) ke saare keede mer jaate hain"

ikk var di gal hai santa singh school teacher di job pakad lendaa hai " english subject"
oh bohat hi mash-hoor jo jaanda hai
us de school vich ik navan principal aaunda hai
us nu bhnanak pendi hai ki santaa singh bohat hi vadhiyaa angreji teach da hai
us dil kardaa hai ki dekhe santa singh da way of teaching kis tara da hai oh enna mashhoor kyon hai
clas de bahar jaa ke khidki kol chori chori dekhan lag penda hai
scene kuch is tara hai
santa singh: bolo bachcho" GADHA "
bachche: " GADHA"
SANTA: BOBLO BACHO "GADHA, GADHE DE PICHE GADHA"
bache: "GADHA, GADHE DE PICHE GADHA"
santa : bolo bacho" GADHA ,GADHE DE PICHE GADHA,
US DE PICHE(BEHIND) MAIN"
bache: " GADHA ,GADHE DE PICHE GADHAA, US DE PICHE MAIN"
princpal no bohat gussa aaundaa ki salaa santa ki padha reha hai
santa: bolo bachO " GADHA,GADHE DE PICHE GADHA ,GADHE DE PICHE MAIN,US DE PICHE SARAA DESH"
Principal ton reha nahi jaanda oh santaa no kehandaa hai aa ke mere room vich milo
santa singh room vich jandaa hai taan princi b gussa hon lagg pendaa hai ki tu ki padha reha hai
santa singh kehanda hai " sir main taa sirf spelling sikh rehaa si"
princi kehandaa hai kis de
santa kehanda hai
"ASSASSINATION " de

ikk var di gall hai
banta singh school vich padhdaa hundaa hai te ik teacher aa ke lecture de jaandi hai " har aadmi da koi naa koi razz hundaa hai jis no oh chupan di koshish kardaa hai"
eh sun ke bante de dimag vich idea aandaa hai
oh ghar jaa ke aapni bebe nu kehndaa hai "mainu sab kuch pataa hai" bebe kabhraa(panic) jandi hai te bantaa nu 100 Rs de dindi hai
raat nu bapu aandaa hai bantaa bapu naa jaa ke kehanda hai mainu sab pataa hai " babu chup chap 500 Rs de dinda hai,bantaa nu eh scheme badi changi lagdi hai
saner nu doji(milkman ) aaundaa hai te bantaa no lalach aa jandaa hai banta doji nu kehanda hai mainu sab pataa lag gayaa hai mainu sab raz pataa lag gaye ne
doji de haththon doodh di drumi chott jandi hai te doji achanak ghabraa jaandaa hai
fer bade pyaar nal bantaa nu kehandaa hai
aajaaa putt bapu de gal naal lagg jaa

THIS IS MY FIRST TIME ON THIS SITE AND I THINK IT IS THE BEST PAUNJABI SITE. KYO KI SAREY ITHEY PUNJABI VICH GALLAN KARDEY VA. INJ LAGDA JIVEY APNEY PIND VECH BATHEY YARA MITRA NAAL GALLAN KARDEY PAYE VA.
LOVE TO ALL THE JATTIS
AND RESPECT FOR THE JATTS.
MEY HUN ITHEY JOKE PAYAN KARUNGA.

hun me sweden vich hai par me india jan nu dil karda hai.....

aja banto korte te
punjabi newspepper mere vaste pshju

ikk vari ki hundaa hai ki santa singh de pind kol macdonalds vaale aapdi dookaan kholde ne te bohat saaari advertisment karde ne aapde pizza di
ad dekh ke santa singh da dil pizza khan non kardaa hai jaa ikk pizza order karda hai
pizzaa aa jaanda hai te serve karan vaala puchdaa hai
sir kinne piece kar davaa pizza de 6 or 12
santaa singh sochan lagg pendaa hai
2 mint sochan da kenhdaa hai
oye sirf 6 piece hi kari mere ton 12 piece khaa nahi hone
enjoy
yours
sat sri akaal

haan te bharaavo gal is tara hai
ikk vaari banta singh nokri lai interview den jaandaa hai ,uththe office vale us nu ikk form bharan vaaste dinde ne (uhi form jis noo analyse kar ke interview lende le)saare details likhn ton baad ( fathers ,mothers name etc.) deciding question aandaa hai
salary expected ........
bantaa sing soch vich pai jaandaa hai ki likhyaa jaave
oh aasse paase baki candidates val dekhda hai saare ja chukke hunde hai aakhir kar bohat sochan ton baad uh us kolam nu kuch is tara bhardaa hai

salary expected yes

mitro je boring lagga hove taan aapni koshish ravegi ki koi vadhia jeha likh bhejiye
for the time enjoy

sat sri akaal

hey guys

look my names is raman u ppl have really funny jokes but plz get new ones soon plz

tuhada jokes bohut funny a bus namay jokes hor likho ok

Hi to all punjabi's out there. I really like this site, its funny. Keep up the good work guys.

yaar margayo a
hor joke labbay ney

Sariyan noo SATTSRIAKAAL.
Specialy punjabi jattian noo.Mainu bahooooooooooot changa lagga tuhannu iqutte degh ke


PHER MILANGE
MANU
N.Z

I have just found on the net what I wanted. Keep it up and all the best.
RIPPAN CHOPRA
NEW DELHI.

asi ajkal phajay dey paaye khaa rahe han ....tuanoo v davat diti ja rahi a .... G ayan noo ....jum jum aao .... nalay apnay balraan noo v lay k aoo....
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phajay dey paaye Laore(Lahore) de vich baray mushhoor
nay.
tuanu pata tey hia k " jinay laore nahin wakiya o jumya e nahin " aas lay tusi athey a kay jum lao...pher khan peen tha bundobust v kita a..
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sab noo salama
oky pher milan gay.........

Balle Balle Balle...
uthe vee punjabiya di ithe vee punjabaiya di ..
Ladies and Linda's...
bah bai bah ..badi khusi ahh site dekh k ... nazara aa giya .. badiya whadiya whadiya gallan kerde ne kakke te kakkiyan ... rab tuhaada bhala kare .. bache joon sabh de .. jisde nahin haale ho jaange .. moka milu sabh nu ..
main vee khediya gallan wich pai giya .. main ta ahhi kehna bhai ral mil k raho te pyar naal raho ...
bahut khushi hundi aa ..
Boloooo Baaba Ghseeta Siyon di jai ..

Good one

Gall Kuch Es Tarah Hai Mittro Kee Banta Taye Mai Mono dovain ekko school vich pardaye hundaye see. Ek Vaar kee hoeya kee school da vadda officer aa gaya school taye usnay keha kee mein kuch bacheyaan da test laina hai. Layo Ji karlo gall. Usany Bantaye taye Mai Mono nu chun leya..
Pehlaan aayi vaari Bantaye Dee.. Banta is bery intelligent, paraku, able to pass without maaring NAKAL(cheating) but Mai Mono bechaari rabb dee maari.. nakal maran naal pass hon waali
Banta Sing Come In,,,Andar Aaaja Mittraa..
Education Officer: Banta singh bharat da pehla pradanmantri kaun see.
Banta Singh: Ji Pandit JawaharLaal Nehru

Doosra Sawal: DIanosaur da origin kado hoeya. Yaani Kee dainasour kado hoond vich aayea.
Banta Singh: Es baaraye hajaye scientist Khoj Kar Rahaye Han.

Teesra Sawal: Bharat Aaazad Kado Hoeya, When did India Get it's independence.
Banta Singh: Ghardaye dassdaye ta hundaye see kee struggle 1935 to chall rahi hai par 1947 vich jaakaye Hoeya.

Bery Good Banta, Ju Are Great. Ju May GO and Sent Mai Mono Inside...

And Now Mai Mono is very scared. She asks Banta what did the Officer asked him and he said nuttin hard. First thing he asked you the answer is Jawaharlal Nehru,, second answer Scietists hajaye khoj kar rahaye han taye teesra jawaab kee ghardaye dassdaye hundaye see kee struggle ta 1935 to chall rahi hai par jaakaye 1947 vich hoeya.
Chalo Ji, Mai Mono gayi andar..

Officer pehla sawaal puchda hai.
Tera Naam Kee Hai.
Mai Mono : Mera Naam Hai Pandit Jawaharlaal Nehru..

Hain!!!!! Officer kehanda ek banda hai ja janaani jo bandeyaan varga naam hai.. Oh kehanda Tera Sex Kee Hai
Male ya Female

Mai Mono Kehandi : Es baaraye scientist hajaye khoj kar rahaye han. pakka pata nahi lagga

Teesra sawal.
Officer: tera janam kado hoeya
Mai Mono: Ghardaye ( mom and dad) dasdaye hundaye see kee struggle ta 1935 to chall rahi hai par jaakaye 1947 vich hoeya. :o)

AAYEA SAMHAJ MERA CHUTKALA MITTRO
sat sari a kaal sareyaan nu

bantia...dur phittey muh, tu aidi raat nu downtown kee karda phirda... Hor suna ki haal a tera, kithon da rahen wala e tu. mai amrika'ch han.

me keha mahi mohno good mid night ji, tuhadi galla sunn ke banta singh da udas dil koosh jo janda hai, keep it up yaar!!

We are in America but

"PIR BI DIL HA HINDUSTANI"

Love all Girls

Hello Tina

I am Rajender Kumar. I just saw this site today. I enjoy very much. Yesterday I did heart operation of an oldman so that's why didn't call you. Tina, I am
not 24 years old, I am 25 years old.
I love you Tina.

hor ki halchal ha mundeo.me ha desi munda.ma ha putt jatt the

Ek Wari Banta Te Santa England pahunch jande ne,
Banta thak ke Hotel de kamre wich saun chala jaunda,te Santa England vekhan chala Janda,

kolo langde hoi ek Gori Santa nu vekh ke impress ho jandi Hai te kahndi ae"Come sit in my car and we will have fun"Santa singh fata -fat us di Car wich Baith janda hai,gori us nu khub england dikhandi hai te shaam nu us nu nude-beach le jandi hai. uthe ja ke oh gaddi khari kar ke apne sare kapre uttar dinde hai te santa nu kahindi hai " take what ever you want " santa ave dekhda na tav te Gaddi le ke daud anda hai.

hotel aa ke he tells the story to banta and ,banta says "changa kita Gaddi le aya je gori de kapre le anda ta apan kaprian da achaar pauna si"

This is cool place to visit. I love it!!!!!!!!

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BYE

Hello everyone!!!!

Sat sri akal punjabio!!!!!!!!

ik shah sahab manji kharid ke aa reha hunda hai,
raste wich usnu ik admi takarda hai te puchda hai,
"sha ji kine di manji leke aa rahe ho", shah kehnda hai Rs. 100. Oh banda usnu kehnda hai "tusi tan lute gaye mein tuhanu RS.70 di dava deni si" shah bada apne apnu befkuf samajda hai te age janda hai te ohnu ik hor banda takarda hai te same question puckda hai te shah clever banan layi kehnda hai Rs.70 the agon kenhda hai main tuhanu Rs.50 di dava deni si...shah hor embarassed ho janda hain the ohnu ik teja banda takarda hai te same question puchda hai is var shah shah Rs. 50 kehnda hai te banda ohnu khenda hai mein tuhanu Rs. 35 di dava deni se....shas hun hor vi sharminda hunda hai te age janda hai te teja banda puchda hai "Shah ji kithon aa rahe ho" shah bahut upset hunda hai te kehnda hai"B*nd Marva Ke aa reha han" ago jawab aunda hai "Bahar jan di ki laude si mein hi ghar aa ke mar denda.

WHY SOME PEOPLE CHANGE THEIR NAME AFTER THEY MARRIED?

BECUSE THEIR FIRST GIRLFRIEND WOULDN'T CHATCH THEM.

Mara ta hus hus ke stomach vi dokan lag paiya hai.

Hindus Own All The Houses

Lil Johnny was walking down the street with his YO YO singing the Hindus have all the houses..the Hindus have all the houses. Then he bumps into a priest and the priest says to him "Lil Johnny that's not very nice to say. Can u think of anything nicer to sing?" Lil Johnny thinks for a min..and started singing "Jesus was born in a manger...Jesus was borin in a manger." and the priest says to him "that's better lil Johnny. Now do u know why Jesus was born in a manger?" Lil Johnny replies "yeah, cuz the Hindus have all the houses... the Hindus have all the houses...the Hindus have all the houses."

hello ppl

What do oyu call to Singh's at a disco?

Dancesingh and Pransingh

ok yaroo eik mera vee joke sunn lavo!!!!!!
Eik warr eik railway station ye eik choori eik gentelmann na larr rahi hundi hai, te galan vich uss nu kehndi hai, aaa charrooo(broom) dekhyea thalle de ke delhi bhejj duu, thori duur eik admi khara hunda aa ke uss aurat nu kehnda behn ji thore jahe teele (stcks that broom maid out of )mere thalle de devo main jallandhar jana ......lol

Ek din ek vacuum cleaner wechan wala kise ghar janda hai.ghar wich bebe pathian path rahi hundihai.Salesman kehnda bebe ahha meri valati jharoo
terian pathian wee khich laoo.Te nale shart la lai ke je pathian na chukian
gaian tan man pathian kha loon.Bebe kehan lagee bhai pathian te makhni lavan ke
dahin lavan ,khania tan tenoo pania ne, kionke sade ghar aje bizli nahi lagi.

Ek sardar shoukeen ne tota palia hunda hai.Te jiven aap ghahlan kadda aai
onwen tota sikh janda hai.barian motian motian gahlan kadan lag janda hai.
Ek din sardar nu gusa aa janda hai ke es kanjar nu akal sikhawan.Oh tote noo
peepe wich band kar dinda hai.Das ku mint bad peepe wichown bahr kad ke pushda hai akal aee,agon tota fir sardar de mann bhain ik kar dinda.Sardar tote nu chuk ke fridge wich ban kar dinda hai.jadon sardar ne vakhia ke undron avaj aoni band hogi tan usne fridge khohli tan tota holi holi bahn te char ke sardar de mohde wal ake kehan laga "bapuji,manoo tan sajaa tussi galhat bollan di dity par eh samaj nai aee ke MURGE da ke kasoor see".

Retards hang out here

asi ha kalli, gulab de kalli, chmalie de kalli, chamba de kalli, kashmir de kalli, kachnar de kalli.....te tusi kis baag de phul ho ji....
bauhat der baad vapis aa ke dekhia sara bagicha he badlia pia hai.....

Iam telling you a dessi way of making a proposal
1. "ah suneo ji tuhade naal mari ji gal karni si"
2. "main keha ji gal karonge" ,then girl said "no"
pher munda kehnda "no"."acha changa pher khedo ja ke"

FOR PALWAAN JI....
OOOOOOOH PALWAN JI,HUN PATTA NAHIN MAIN KIDDAN TUHADA SHUKRIYA ADA KARAN....TUSSIN TAN BAUHAT CHANGA HO...
SAT SHRI AKAL.

Ik admi di janani bahut moti [mera matlab motto] si. Ik din o station te vajan tolan vali machine te charhi.

Machine de vich sikka paya te ode vicho ik cheekh di awaj ayi te card bahar aya:
"Kutte de puttro - ik ik karke charho"

Tuanu shak ho gaya hoyega ki eh meri janani hai.
Asli gall hai ke hale meri shadi hi nahi hoi. Vaise vi mennu motti jananiya to bahut dar lagda hai.

Ik din o admi di janani tange de charhan laggi te tange vale ne mana kar dita.
"enne chhote nahi bitha sakda mai tange te, ghoda bidak janda hai.".
Admi ne kaha koi gall nahi..tusi duggne paise lai laina.
Tange vale ne kaha "accha theek hai mei ghodi nu galla vich lana, te tusi apni janani nu tange vich bithayo..lekin ghodi nu e na dikhe nai te onne tanga ulat dena"

Sonyo Kalli ji

KiddaN Pher......
Tuade pattar vaste ik VADDA shuqriya.

Je tusi kisi badmash vadmash nu kutwana hove te sannu yad kar laina, asi onu do char hath maar ke banda bana deyange..

JUST WANT TO SAY SOMETHING
PALWAAN.....KIDDAN PHER.....
HERE IS AN ANOTHER WAY TO SAY I LUV U IN PUNJABI
.....MERRI GAL SUNIO....KUCH NAHIAN....
DON'T MIND IT PALWAAN, ANY WAY YOU ARE SO SWEET.
MANU TERRIAN GALAN BAUHAT CHANGIAN LAGDIAN HAN.
KEEP IT UP.

ONLY FOR ADULTS oye...

This is a very curious quiz. If you are found thinking 'immorally' or gandi galla... i will beat the hell out of you..so be careful.
Mera ik thappad ik ik parathe jinna painda hai..:)

Think Clean
(answers at the bottom)

1.What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as
intercourse?

2.What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3.What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has
a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
4.What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

5.Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of
which is a word for a woman?

6.What does a dog do that you can step into?

7.What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't
get one you can use your hands?

8.What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

9.What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of
birdcages?

10.What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on
others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after
they're married?

ANSWERS
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1. "Talk"

2. Legs.

3. A twenty dollar bill.

4. Firetruck.

5. "Bunt," "hunt," "runt," "punt," "aunt."

6. Pants.

7. A fork.

8. An Almond Joy candy bar.

9. Grit.

10. His last name.

How To Shower Like a Man
1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile on the floor.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing a towel. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her.
3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and check your biceps [ i mean dolle or dollas]
4. Turn on the water ONLY COLD
5. Check for biceps a few more times
6. Get in the shower.
7. Don't bother to look for a washcloth. (you don't use one)
8. Wash your face.
9. Wash your armpits.
10. Wash your genitals and surrounding area.
11. Wash your butt.
12. Shampoo your hair. (do not use conditioner)
13. Make a shampoo mohawk.
14. Open the door and look at yourself in the mirror.
15.pee and see how faaaaar it goes
16. Rinse off and get out of the shower.
17. Return to the bedroom wearing a towel, if you pass your girlfriend/wife, flash her.
18. Check your biceps again

Ghanshyam and his cricket team goes to Bangalore.
GhanShyam could not resist for too long to be in hometown and still not be able to go out shopping and have fun. So he disguises himself as a Christian Padre and goes out. he meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets him "Hi Ghanshyam!"

Surprised for having been caught he comes back and makes himself up as a Muslim woman - in Burqa etc and goes out. Yet same again - the same woman greets him "Hi Ghanshyam!".

Ghanshyam comes back determined to give it yet another try with the make up of a Hippie wig and shorts etc. All in vain - the same lady catches him again and greets him "Hi Ghanshyam!".

Bewildered by now, he could not help asking,"How did you recognize me?"
and comes answer,"because I am Srinath, your team member"!!!

How to say....." I Love You " in Different Languages

English........... I Love You
Spanish.......... Te Amo
French........... Je T'aime
German.......... lch Liebe Dich
Japanese....... Ai Shite Imasu
Italian............. Ti Amo
Chinese......... Wo Ai Ni
Swedish........ Jag Alskar Dig
Eskimo.......... Nagligivaget
Greek............ S'Agapo
Hawaiian....... Aloha Wau la Oe
Irish.............. Thaim In Grabh Leat
Hebrew......... Ani Ohev Otakh
Russian........ Ya Lyublyu Tyebya
Albanian....... Une Te Dua
Finnish......... Mina Rakkastan Sinua
Turkish........ Seni Seviyorum
Hungarian... Se Ret Lay
Persian....... Du Stet Daram
Maltese....... Jien Inhobbok
Catalan...... Testimo Molt

Punjabi .... KiddaN pher........

An 80 year old man went for his annual check up and the doctor said, "Friend, for your age you're in the best shape I've seen." The old feller replied, "Yep. It comes from clean living. I know I live a good, clean, spiritual life." The doctor asked, "What makes you say that?" The old man replied, "If I didn't live a good, clean life the Lord wouldn't turn the bathroom light on for me every time I get up in the middle of the night."
The doc was concerned. "You mean when you get up in the night to go to the bathroom, the Lord Himself turns on the light for you?" "Yep," the old man said, "Whenever I get up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for me." Well, the doctor didn't say anything else, but when the old man's wife came in for her check up, he felt he had to let her know what her husband said. "I just want you to know," the doctor said. "Your husband's in fine physical shape but I'm worried about his mental condition. He told me that every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for him." "Aha!" she exclaimed. "He's the one who's been pissing in the refrigerator!"

A little boy who wanted $100 very badly prayed and prayed for two weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to God requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter to "God, USA," they decided to send it to President Clinton. The president was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5 bill. Mr. Clinton thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5, and immediately sat down to write a thank you note to God which read "Dear God, Thank you for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C., and as usual, those bastards deducted $95."

Q: What do you call a Sadaar Ji in a Ferarri?? A:Tej Singh

there was a guy who was on the football team and everyday after practice when they took a shower all the other guys would laugh at him.he asked his friend why and his friend said cuz ur balls are too samll.he went to the doctor and the doctor said eat 3 roti's everyday no more no less.he got his mom to make him 3 rotis everyday. after a while his mom asked him why and he told her his story the next day there were 6 roti's in the roti box and he asked why six his mom goes 3 for u and 3 for ur dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman goes to the first house in his
new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the
door,and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and
dumps cow patties all over the carpet. He says, "Lady, if this vacuum
cleaner don't do wonders cleaning up that manure, I'll eat every chunk
of it." She turns to him with a smirk and says, "You want ketchup on
that?" the Salesman says, "why do you ask?" She says "We just moved in
and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."

Man and Sheeps get laid A true story!

A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls
a veterinarian (Janvara da doctor) for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The guy doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant.

The vet tells him that they will start
laying around.He gives it some thought and not to portray his ignorance he comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to
impregnate the sheep.

So, he loads the sheep into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them
all. Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back and
goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load
them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheep are
lying in the grass. "No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them's honking the horn.!!

Pretty interesting, keep up the good work
Jag

YO YOU GUYS LIGHTEN UP, ITS ONLY A BIT OF FUN. IT CHEERED ME UP ANYWAYS. KEEP UP THE GOOD HARD SHIT...COOL!

BY THE JATTI

My comment is in reference to that joke, about muslims, duh!!!! Its getting boring, man can't you think of anything else to write, it was'nt even funny. (waste of time)
(watch out cos' galabo's about-and keep the peace or she'll be there with her karshi and with one eye shut, for serious scrutiny!!!)

I just come to know of such a beautiful site tomorrow. So wait for ! I will come with
a Pitari hassan di hassaon di !!!!
Archie

Galabo - Bariya shikayata kardi hai?

Archie ji
Kado ayoge?

Anonymous ji ei kan vali gal tuadi bewaqoofi da namoona lagdi hai. E jaroor tusi apni bivi naal kita lagda hai....

oye AMAN ji lagda ei ki tuanu kabaz(constipation)
ho gaya ei, bada hard shit hard shit karda phir rahe ho. tattian lan de liye thoda si isabgol kha lo.

Three Sikhs are caught on a ship that is being tossed by huge waves and lashed by strong winds.
There is every indication that the ship will sink sooner or later.
The first Sikh , a drunkard who has never been sober in his entire life , prostrates on the deck and yells ,
" Waheguru , save me. I promise never to touch a drop of liquor in my life."
The second Sikh, who punctuates every sentence with an expletive also quickly prostrates himself on the deck and yells above the deafening wind ," Waheguru , save me and I will never utter an expletive in my life."
The third Sikh, who has been watching this, yells," Friends do not make rash promises that you don't intend to keep. I think I see land ahead "